Costume Party

Posted: October 30, 2010 in Rants

Damn.  All I’ve done today is cram my face and download illegal music.  … Well, the music wasn’t illegal, but the downloading was.  It’s getting close to Halloween and I still  don’t have a costume.  I think I may just go as myself and make up some stupid/clever existential philosophical explanation of how I’m something completely different than what I appear. 

Nah, I did that last year… and the year before.

 

My other option at this point is to go to the dollar store and buy a bunch of plastic flatware and random toys and hardware and tape it to myself.  When people ask me what my costume is I shall say “stupid shit from the dollar store.”

 

God I’m lame.  And everybody is having costume parties. FUCK.  well, I guess it’s another Halloween of sitting home alone drinking by myself and then another November 1st of swearing to actually dress up next year so the loneliness doesn’t COMPLETELY consume me.  But then again, I’ve been saying that for how many years now?  Fuck all holidays.

Humbug.

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