The Mystery

Posted: May 26, 2009 in Don't Ever Read Ever

Okay, so I’m not entirely sure what’s going on here. I’ll use euphemisms so the indecorum of the usual terms sparkle like the bejeweled Nokia of a 14 year old Japanese girl.

So here’s the deal. Every time I SNICKERS, I’m sure BUTTERFINGER, you know, right at the begining.  But I sit there for so long – reading a book and shifting weight so as to not bring about peripheral nerve damage – that I end up BUTTERFINGERing AGAIN! And every time I ask myself, “Didn’t I just do that?” And every time I have the same answer: “I don’t know, weren’t you paying attention?” “NO, ME! I WAS READING!!!!!”

So do I need to bring a video camera in there just for my own peace of mind or what? Would that be weird?


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